
I Have Checked For The Net
"George the guppy says he is on an internet. I have looked all around the tank. There is no net. I have walked the whole bottom..."

Real Marine Biology by Yechiel Kuperman
Marine Biologist · 49 Years Experience
A warm illustrated story world for ages 7–10, created by a marine biologist. Start with George the Cranky Guppy, then meet the crabs, filters, fish, and other creatures turning real biology into laugh-out-loud STEM adventures.

The real Fishery Farm · 49 years of marine biology
Explore the farm, meet George, and listen to the story!
Why this is funny, safe, educational, and worth buying.
Free lesson notes, quizzes, and STEM topics for class.
From the warm waters of the Greenhouse to the mysterious blue-lit Salt Wing, there are dozens of creatures to discover. Navigate all the zones on our official illustrated map!

Tropical freshwater - warm & humid - tube lights hum zz-ZZ
Marine aquaria - cool, blue-lit, mysterious
Half-salty, half-fresh - muddy roots - nursery for baby fish
Logbooks - microscope - tea kettle - Quarantine Lab adjacent
Quiet - ancient - freshwater - the farm's oldest neighbour
Lively freshwater, sun-dappled / Seasonal, rain-fed

Yechiel himself reads the very first chapter of Book 1 aloud. Perfect for early readers, car journeys, or just finding out if George is as grumpy as advertised.
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Hi, I'm Yechiel Kuperman.I'm a marine biologist, and I've been keeping and working with fish for nearly 50 years.
I created George the Cranky Guppy as a gentle, scientifically grounded, and dyslexia-friendly series of STEM books for children and curious young readers ages 7–12.
Inside Yechiel's Fishery Farm, guppies grumble, crabs panic, biofilters have opinions, and children discover that science can be funny, emotional, and full of life.

George the Cranky Guppy is a funny, gentle, science-rich illustrated chapter-book series for ages 7–10. Written to be readable, warm, and non-scary — short paragraphs, clear dialogue, real biology, and zero lecturing. Perfect for reluctant readers who say they "hate reading."
Get two free sample chapters from Books 1 and 5. Read, share, decide. No commitment — just good fish stories.
Do you keep fish at home? Learn Yechiel's golden rules and download our quick advice sheets to keep your aquarium residents healthy, happy, and swimming strong.
Guppies, crabs, and biofilters have a lot of opinions. Step inside the tanks and hear directly from the residents of Yechiel's Fishery Farm.

"George the guppy says he is on an internet. I have looked all around the tank. There is no net. I have walked the whole bottom..."

"I am a guppy. I eat mosquito larvae. I maintain water quality. I do not type. Yet here I am, apparently expected to write a 'blog'..."
Real answers about the books, the science behind them, and the series.
George the Cranky Guppy is written for children ages 7–10 (grades 2–5). Each book features short chapters, wide spacing, clear dialogue, and character-driven humour that keeps reluctant readers turning pages — while delivering genuine marine biology content aligned with NGSS science standards.
Yes — entirely. Every biological fact, ecosystem interaction, and fish behaviour in the series is verified by the author, Yechiel Kuperman, a practising marine biologist with 49 years of hands-on fish experience. The osmosis in Book 1 is real. The mosquito larva food chain in Book 2 is real. The halocline formation in Book 3 is real. We do not simplify the science — we make it funny.
These books were designed from the ground up with dyslexic and reluctant readers in mind. Short paragraphs, generous line spacing, conversational dialogue, humour-led storytelling, and an emotionally engaging protagonist all work together to reduce reading friction without reducing the quality of the content. Many parents report that their reluctant readers finish a George book in a single sitting.
Across the 10-book series, children encounter: water chemistry and pH balance, osmosis and osmoregulation, the nitrogen cycle and biological filtration, food webs and trophic levels, mosquito biology and biological pest control, halocline formation and water density, aquatic respiration and gill function, fish physiology and stress response, ecosystem management and biodiversity, and marine vs. freshwater biology. All topics are embedded naturally inside the stories — never as lessons.
Yes — our STEM Educator Hub contains free NGSS-aligned lesson plans for Books 1–3, comprehension and vocabulary quizzes, classroom posters, printable reading reward badges, and vocabulary sheets. All materials are available with no login, no paywall, and no student tracking. Visit the Educators page to download everything.
The complete Yechiel's Fishery Farm series is planned for 10 books across two story arcs. Books 1–3 (George the Cranky Guppy, George and the Mosquito Patrol, and George Meets the Salt Line) are currently available. Books 4–10 are in active production. You can sign up on our Books page to be notified the moment each new title releases.
Most science books for children explain the concept first and add a story on top. We do the opposite: we tell a funny, emotionally real fish story, and the science emerges naturally from what the characters experience. George does not attend a lecture on osmosis — he wakes up in the wrong tank and his body starts doing things he does not understand. Children absorb the biology because they are too busy worrying about George to notice they are learning.
Absolutely. The series is used in elementary classrooms as a companion to life science and ecosystems units. Each book comes with a full chapter-by-chapter teacher guide, discussion questions, key vocabulary, and a hands-on classroom activity. The books satisfy NGSS standards for grades 2–5 and support cross-curricular integration of science and English language arts.
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